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Star Warped is hilarious. The premise of the game is that you're a guest touring the home of Brian and Aaron, two middle aged man-child Star Wars ubernerds who live with their mom in Modesto, California.
Brian and Aaron are voiced by stand-up comedian Brian Posehn and Robbie Rist, an actor who's probably best known as the voice of Michaelangelo in the original TMNT movie or for playing Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch. If you're familar with Posehn, you know more of less what to expect here. If you're not, he's a man who compared his disappointment with the Star Wars prequel trilogy to serving in the Vietnam War. It's that kind of nerd humor on display here, but this is before Phantom Menace ruined the franchise, so there's a lot of love for the original trilogy and some deep DEEP nerd references.
The game is primarily a first person point and click adventure game. You go around clicking on objects from Brian and Aaron's collection of bizarre and absurd Star Wars memorabilia and seeing what happens. The objects either trigger a funny voice over response from the brothers and occasionally their mom and sister or they launch a mini game.
There's a bunch of different types of mini games to discover in Star Warped which are good for a laugh. There's Whack the Ewok, in which you hit an Ewok with a pole while Darth Vader eggs you on. There's a parody of You Don't Know Jack called You Don't Know Jedi, which has silly Star Wars trivia and intro songs. Another is Flawed Fighters, which is a fighting game with three playable characters based on ridiculous Star Wars action figures (Pizza Flipping Greedo is a favorite). There's also an Asteroids parody where you control the Deathstar and shoot objects like Leia's Bikini. Another fun one is Scrapped Scripts which triggers cut scenes of Star Wars scenes in the style of Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Spike Lee, or Quentin Tarantino. Do the Right Thing, Pulp Fiction and Annie Hall references abound.
Sayonara Umihara KawaseUmihara Kawase is a series of platform games, starring a nineteen-year-old Japanese school girl (Kawase Umihara), who has somehow become lost in a world of mutated salt-water and fresh-water creatures. The Umihara Kawase games' main distinction are their tranquil fish and bird infested worlds and the rope physics, which defines the gameplay.
This is the third game of the series.Action
Duke Nukem: Manhattan ProjectDuke Nukem takes his Mighty Boot to the Big Apple. Using GLOPP (Gluon Liquid Omega-Phased Plasma), the maniacal mech Morphix has transformed the creatures of New York City into an army of bloodthirsty mutants. In Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project, Duke must deploy WIN (Weapons, Insults and Name-Calling) to rid the city of goo-based bad guys, and return peace and tranquility to The City That Never Sleeps.Action Science fiction
Genji: Days of the BladeIt's been three years since Yoshitune Minamoto and Benkei Musashibo, warriors of the Genji Clan, defeated the Heishi Clan in a war over the "Amahagane". The Amahagane are sacred jewels which grant the owners godlike powers, such as Kamui. Now, rumors are spreading of new, ungodly creatures fighting with Heishi warriors, even without the powers of Amahagane. Yoshitsune and his companions must draw their weapons again, and with the new strength given to them by the Amahagane, defeat the new evil to save all of Japan.
Genji: Days of the Blade, sequel to the PlayStation 2 game Genji: Dawn of the Samurai, is an action game, based in ancient/feudal Japan, in which you must defeat a new, mysterious source of evil to save your country. You control one of four characters (changeable in real-time), each with their own weapons, abilities, strengths, and weaknesses.
Yoshitsune Minamoto and Benkei Musashibo, the main characters of the previous game, join with Gozen Shizuka and Lord Buson to complete their quest. Yoshitsune is a young warrior who wields a katana in each hand, Benkei is a mighty warrior-monk who uses a war club and a naginata for weapons. Shizuka is a nimble priestess who is adept with chained blades, and Buson is a God of War from the Overworld who carries a double saber and can use supernatural powers.
The game play involves fighting many enemies and bosses with regular attacks, combo attacks, and Kamui. Kamui is a power that you can use to summon a magical space around you in which you unleash multiple special attacks on surrounding enemies by pressing buttons in series as they appear on the screen. Your Kamui bar fills as you land successful hits on opponents. The characters travel through both levels based on real locations in Japan and fantasy locations, defeating everything from regular Heishi warriors to giant, mutated enemy crabs. The level design involves platformer elements and solving small puzzles, such as destroying Masho flowers scattered throughout an area to open a door.
The game also has RPG elements; you collect Amahagane and Mashogane hidden around levels and from fallen enemies. They can be used to augment character stats and weapon attack power, respectively. You can also find new weapons and items such as herbs with healing properties, or scrolls that give you attack bonuses for a period of time.Action Historical
Resident Evil Village: Gold EditionResident Evil Village: Gold Edition includes the base game with 3 additional major new features:
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Resident Evil 4: Lenticular EditionResident Evil 4 is a remake of the 2005 original Resident Evil 4 reimagined for 2023 to bring state-of-the-art survival horror. Resident Evil 4 preserves the essence of the original game, while introducing modernized gameplay, a reimagined storyline,
and vividly detailed graphics to make this the latest survival horror game where life and death, terror and catharsis intersect.New Action Horror Mystery
Stellar Blade: Digital Deluxe EditionEdition includes:
• Stellar Blade full game for PS5.
• Stargazer Suit for EVE.
• Half-rim Glasses for EVE.
• Quadruple Rectangle Earrings for EVE.
• Stargazer Coat for Lily.
• Stargazer Wear for Adam.
• Stargazer Pack for the Drone.
• 2,000 SP EXP.
• 5,000 Gold in-game currency.Action
Subnautica: Below Zero"Unknown Worlds is building a stand-alone expansion to Subnautica, called Subnautica: Below Zero. Set in an ice-bound region of planet 4546B, after the events of the original game, Below Zero will offer a new chapter in the Subnautica universe."
"The concept of Below Zero is still developing. We are keeping the core gameplay mechanics, such as base building and open-ended exploration. We are also exploring new ones, such as thermal management, and more voiced dialogue at the core of the plot. We're still in early stages and nothing is set in ice. These features may change prior to, and during, Early Access."Open world Science fiction Survival
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Resident Evil Code: Veronica XExperience another terrifying chapter in the Resident Evil series with Resident Evil: Code Veronica X. After narrowly surviving the horrific onslaught in Raccoon City, Claire Redfield now seeks clues in search of her missing brother, Chris. Join Claire as she uncovers the insidious activities of the Umbrella Corporation. Avoid or eliminate flesh-eating zombies and horrific beasts. Use a variety weapons, items, and clues scattered around Raccoon City to help you survive the nightmare and make sure the virus doesn't spread any farther.Top Trending Action Horror Survival
Fable IIISet 50 years after the events of Fable II, the continent of Albion (where the Fable series is set) is under the control of Logan, a tyrant king and the Hero's older brother[1]. The player's character, the "Hero", is forced into a quest to become a revolutionary leader to defeat Logan after he reveals his true personality to the Hero. Over the course of the first half of the game, the Hero will overthrow Logan and become ruler of Albion themselves. During the second half of the game, a strange force from Aurora, called The Darkness will threaten Albion and the player has to decide how to react to it.Open world Action Fantasy Comedy Sandbox