Granted. Now lettuce has a lot more calories than it did before. (Also, you have been fined for the grammar mistake of adding an "s" to a collective noun.)

I wish for more Wizardry-likes (by which I mean games similar to Wizardry 1-3 and 5) to be made and released on the PC DRM-free. Furthermore, I wish that such games have native Linux versions.

Wish granted. But they don't have MAC support.

I wish i can buy games on gog again, soon. And banks stop defying and twisting the recent express law on loosening capital controls.

Granted. After a quick and bloody war your country is invaded by your eastern neigbours and you can use their banks now.

I wish to be fit and healthy until I'm over 100 years old.

Wish granted, but the russians invade you and you realize your wish, as a russian citizen! Isn't that wonderful?

I wish Jihadi John would cut the heads of the people who ruined my life. One of them is the son of a former highly placed political figure, too.

Granted, but he also beheads you.

I wish Nintendo hadn't region locked their recent portable systems (DSi and 3DS).

Wish granted. There are some basic emulators around and some roms flying by (even if they get removed/deleted quickly).

I wish I have enough time remaining so as to memorize all the techniques i need to master. Before things start collapsing and shitstorms hit everywhere.

Granted. You are now really good at playing Super Mario World to the point of being able to do the credits warp reliably. (You didn't say what type of techniques you need to master.)

I wish KiNgBrAdLeY7 would understand that Neo-Nazi groups such as the Golden Dawn are the enemy of all reasonable people.

Granted! BUT He's now trapped in a soulstone that's stabbed in your butt and you can't take it out unless you go to hell.

i wish all religions turned into scantily-clad elf worship.

Granted, but there are suddenly a lot more atheists in the world.

I wish Caanite Paganism were still widely practiced today in the places it was historically practiced.

Wish granted!!! But they stop worshiping when they realize it is a fake one.

I wish for Tachikawa Ryu to be revived!

Granted, but you suddenly lose interest in all forms of Buddhism.

I wish that Hellenistic Paganism would replace Greek Orthodox Christianity as the dominant religion in Greece.

Wish granted, but it doesn't last long. Hellenistic Paganism, besides rituals of initiation, had men having more than one official woman, prostitution was legal and of high societal standing (many famous philosophers and noblemen spent fortunes on named concubines of the era), plus in temples of Diana and Venus, priestesses would lay down with any pilgrim, especially the ones bearing gifts. It would eventually be banned. All good things get banned, somehow. Then some day, someone wish them revived.

I wish i could go back in time.

Granted, but the only time you are able to travel to is before the big bang.

I wish for modern Hellenism to become the dominant religion in Greece.

Wish granted. All people, instead of crosses, now wear the 3E pendant/amulet. But they still have only one wife.

I wish dtgreene wouldn't be obsessed with religions, since he/she doesn't believe in any, personally...

Unfortunately, it turns out that the witch in charge of granting the wish is unable to figure out how to grant it.

I wish I had a number of dollars equal to Moser's number. (See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steinhaus%E2%80%93Moser_notation#Moser.27s_number)

Edit for more sane spacing of words