Wish granted. We are extinct and natural flora and fauna thrive, once again!

I wish Boris Johnson to remain safe in his position and no dark skinned cannibal from London city to try lynching him, again!

Granted, however, it was soon discovered that his real name was Boris Badenov and he was promptly hanged and eaten by Fearless Leader.

I wish I was a leader.

Granted, but only as a leader of your own life.

I wish many smart people wouldn't be so arrogant.

Granted, but the arrogant then became smart and took their place.

I wish I was a pornstar and that I won awards for best performer.

Granted, but you win for niche acts.

I wish for mass overthrows! Overthrow the cup off the desk!

Granted, the cup was yours and is now broken.

I wish for everything, I want it all.

Granted. You get everything.

Unfortunately, "everything" includes all bad things as well, and it therefore includes death. Therefore, you die.

I wish for Ultima 2 to receive an official remake.

Granted. EA remakes it in the Ultima 9 engine. Enjoy!

I wish for an interested respondent on my Creatures Online postmortem thread!

Granted, but after reading it the respondent became despondent.

I wish I was interesting and respondent.

Granted. Actually you are so interesting and respondent that peolpe surrond you and doesn´t even let you walk.

I wish i become a martial art master.

Granted, but you were subsequently voted out on MasterArtist.

I wish I was artsy.

Due to a random fluctuation in the universe you get an extra letter in your wish.
Therefore, you fart loudly every minute attracting unwanted attention in public.

I wish the American senators war hawks and presidential candidates calling for "tougher" action in middle east be shipped off to the front lines as cannon fodder.

Wish granted. Trump becomes president, sends off all muslims packed in Mecca and nukes ALL of middle east, problem solved for the entire world over.

I wish for free pop corn.

Granted. Your pop corn becomes free and escapes.

I wish I had the Scrolls of Icarian Flight and Boots of Blinding Speed from Morrowind in real life.

Granted, however, due to aviation security you were declared a terrorist and locked up in Guantanamo Bay.

I'm going to miss you, Deatrice, promise you'll write?

I wish people missed me.