Granted, but as the leaves fall off the tree's and fail to grow back the earth slowly dies.

I wish i were a hamster

Granted. You're a hamster, but your owner is abusive, never lets you out of your cage, and frequently forgets to feed you.

I wish someone would make a sequel to Arcanum.

Granted. You're out of your cage. And behind you there is a cat with hungry expression...

Granted, the sequel is developed by the studio behind Dragon Age 2. With an always online DRM. And monthly payments. And only works on Mac.

I wish everything to be green.

Granted, green green green, green. Green GREEN gren green, green green! Greeeeen green Green green, green green!


I wish I would not start getting bald.

Granted, suddenly you're completely bald.

--You haven't corrupted my wish! So:

EDIT: As reaver894 kindly explained me, you DO have corrupted my wish. Yesterday I've been a bit lacking on the uptake. I expected something like that after the wish I became colorblind, and this caught me by surprise because I thought you told me that everything around me was green (as I requested originally). Sorry, mate! ;)

I still wish everything to be green.

he has corrupted your wish, if "everything" were green then words would also be green, the whole english language (and all other languages for that matter) would consist of green. So CorporalNobbs did corrupt your wish but you cant reed green :-P

I wish the above paragraph made more sense

Granted. You now perfectly understand the above paragraph, but nothing else.

I wish I had a happy pony friend.

Granted, although I think the pony is a bit too friendly. If you wake up one morning and he is laying next to you, you should be very worried.

I wish I could teleport (and would be able to breath anyware and wouldn't be affected from extreme heat or cold or from toxicity). (<- I hope that covered the basics so Vulcanos and underwater and space aren't a problem :P )

Granted, however you cannot take anything with you while teleporting so wherever you arrive you will be completely naked.

I wish for the ability wipe the monkey island section of my memory on demand in order to be able to experience monkey island in a new fresh and hilarious way again.

Granted, but then you wouldn't know if such Monkey Island existed. When you came to know it, you wouldn't think it worth a try.

I wish that my country's internet content filtering or censoring would disappear somehow as if they've never had existed.

Granted. Your homepage is now irreversibly set to lemonparty.com

I wish someone would answer my STALKER CoP modding question on the GSC forums :P

Granted, your question is answered in the most bizarre and rude way ever seen in that forum. The worst thing is that the answer has nothing to do with what you asked, and after the event no one else dares to answer any others questions of you for fear of attracting the wrath of such crazy poster.

I wish that when I send a PM to a forum member, (s)he is online at the time.

Granted, but (s)he will ignore the PM.

I wish to be a sucessfull fantasy writer.

Your success has gained you a horde of zealous fans who start to complain about and nitpick every decision you make in your writing.

I wish I had a machine that can play every game that has ever existed and will ever exist regardless of platform and at max settings. With an input device that morphs itself into whatever is required for any given game.

Granted, but it requires so much electricity that turning it on would cause a nation-wide power outage, and generates so much heat that it's likely to catch your house on fire.

I wish more women wore dresses.