Granted, you are meating your demise on the gallows.

I so wish we had a thread where we wouldn't corrupt wishes but actually grant them since I have a few stellar ones.

Granted but then someone decided to wish the corrupt wishes was the only wish thread so you never got to get your wish

I wish I could skip the time from now until friday after my exam so I don't have to worry about studying and it can all be done without the pain of having to worry.

Granted, but because you skipped several days you missed an opportunity to solve a mess that occured. As it is, all the official records indicate that you still haven't passed pre-school, meaning you have to redo all your schooling.

I wish for any mythical animal that can fly and does not want to hurt me, for a pet, so traveling would be swift.

Granted, but it destroys everything and everyone around you. Mwa ha ha ha!

I wish my PC's video card would stop overheating. And the rest of my computer to stay cool too!

Granted now you have tens of additional fans all crammed into your case wherever they can fit or can be fitted by drilling extra holes. However all the fans are extremely noisy 4cm fans and you will be required to wear protective head gear in order to use your computer.

I wish that I would get invited to the simcity 5 beta and discover that they have removed the always online drm and that the game is awesome (i think ive covered everything right??)

Granted, but your enthusiasm takes you to filter the beta (which despite being awesome had several extremely serious breaking bugs) to the public, resulting in reviews so scathing that leads to abandonment of the project and you being hated by all those who had hope in it. By the way, let's your lawyer is good, you'll need to need to get rid of the sue by the developers...

I wish Hollywood to make great good movies again.

Granted, but somehow you become more delighted to enjoy Bollywood movies.

I wish the Hollywood and the pirates would be in good terms one another.

Granted, Hollywood stopped making movies and is now the HQ for pirates pirating the music industry.

I can do magic tricks, but I wish I could do real magic as well.

Granted, unfortunately you're unable to control your gift. A dragon out of your hat eats you slowly, savoring each strip of meat...

... and this brings me to:

I wish to be a excellent dragon rider.

Granted, you are the best (and only) dragon rider of the dragons standing on a bridge in Slovenia called Zmajski most (Dragon's bridge or Bridge of Dragons) LINK

I wish to be in a Star Trek future.

Granted, you're now in that alternate future where I carry goatee and the Federation is indeed the evil Terran Empire:
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror, 28Star_Trek _Mirror_%: 29% _The_Original_Series]here[/url]

Nice bridge, that one! Therefore:

I wish that the 'Zmajski most' bridge is in my city, instead of in the VIPERs' city. :)

Granted, now you live beneath the Zmajski Most.

I wish a third party would win the US elections.

Granted, but it's George Bush back for his third term.

I wish I'd get a gift for my birthday tomorrow, sep 5, instead of nothing.

EDIT* Yes, my intentions were to make you feel horrible, whoever you are. ;P

Granted, it's gonna be Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin on DVD.

I wish my cat still had his balls.

Granted, you'll get a pair of socks (very used).

No probs. Also, try to ask for a gift here: http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/the_gog_community_gifting_thread/

There are very generous people in this community and you might get lucky. ;)

Granted, but now your cat is dedicated to sink its claws on your own balls whenever he has occasion.

I wish to have a life long enough to read all the books that interest me now and in the future.