^ Likes to make fun of polish people's names and compares them to his favorite american ones, especially "Steve".

^ His name is Bill Maciukiewicz, and he can't pronounce it.

^ Theirs account isn't theirs

^ Made their account in a sweatshop factory

^ Isn't an actual blademaster

^ is an actual cat with a keen ability to type words in English

^ Is actually English but has a keen ability to type meows and purrs.

^ Is a thousand monkeys typing at a thousand typewriters who, on this occasion, typed something that appears to be a valid English sentence.

^ He is a veritable seer with true discernment and enlightenment.

^ Is keen to find the best in all men, even the most despicable and undeserving, those who spend their days hidden in waiting, searching; casting judgemental gazes at all passersby - with tuts of displeasure for some and delighted giggles of perverse excitement for others. A pair of tits fly by, "Oh yeah, I see 'er, I see 'er! What a fine specimen it is!
Birdwatchers. Lowest of all creatures.

^ He drank all my beers

^ He drank vodka instead.

^ Always admires a pair of tits.

^ Prefers them without blue feet.

^ Thinks it was only the almost lethal dose of ethanol talking out of me when i told him his worldview and theories are stupid.

^ Looks at a map of the known Universe and somehow doesn't see brain matter.