^ Wants to make a wager on whether Hooyaah confesses.

^ He incorrectly assumes that I am Catholic.

^ In fact, he is Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

^ He hasn't received any Mandarin Schnapps recently.

^ Likes to keep it for so long that it congeals, so that he can eat Mandarin Glops.

^ works for the Department of Transportation. He's always his boss' first pick for composing strongly-worded letters intended for corporate executives who violate regulations. His words are always so strong.

^His voice sounds just like the one of Paul, the prematurely bald plumber.

Banned because Christ Pratt is the best actor to ever be poorly cast in a good movie.

^ He cannot satiate his desire to ban, even in the "Make a baseless allegation about the user who posted just before you." thread.

^ He cannot satiate his desire to make allegations, even in the "Why the person above you should be banned" thread.

^ He cannot satiate his desire to engage in a back-to-back banter with Hooyaah. Sometimes I even refrain from posting just to see how far will you guys take it.

Is Leland Gaunt in disguise.

^ his full name is Paul Paul. He's a Polish-American pole vaulter and become a pollster after retiring as an athlete.

^ He's always dreamed of being an accomplished surfer.

^He's been there, done that.