^ His favorite TV show ever is [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_the_Air_(TV_series)]Off the Air[/url].

EDIT: Damn it.

^ He enjoys damning wiki links.

^ He enjoys lying about his perfect aiming skills.

^ His posts are on target and usually a big hit.

^ His posts are usually at Target on marked down items.

^ He didn't actually expect me to reply to the post directly above.

^ Had a short role in Life of Brian as the hermit.

Greetings fellow forum dwellers, my attention has been recently drawn towards a mysterious entity who goes by the username 'LegoDnD'. While appearing harmless with their seemingly benevolent contributions to our discussions on various topics, I cannot help but sense something more sinister lurking beneath this facade.

It would not surprise me at all if in actuality they are an undercover agent from the infamous 'Conversation Control Agency', whose sole purpose is to manipulate our thoughts and opinions through carefully crafted messages disguised as friendly chats. Be wary of their charm! They seek nothing more than to sow discord among us by subtly steering our conversations into irrelevant tangents, eventually leading us astray from the true purpose of our collective forum existence - to complain, of course!

^ Likes to run nodes and make long posts.

^ Had a short role in The Little Mermaid as the hermit crab.

Noderunner has this crazy delusion that I want us to not complain about things, but it's my favorite thing to type!

And being colorblind, HMA has no idea what his avatar looks like.

^ Has a terrible taste in video games but a great taste in toy brick construction systems.

^ Thinks stealth is just "avoiding the fun"; I pity such a joyless existence.

^ He pities the foo

^ He pities the food.

^ He ate the food.

(it was cooked pitiably.)