^ He is aware that rat poison employed the use sodium fluoride and that fluoride causes hair loss, while its efficacy for the intended purpose of preventing tooth decay is over-exaggerated.

^ he's been working hard for years to fulfill his lifelong ambition of directing a biopic on Abbott and Costello. He also plans to take part in the movie as Costello.

^ He played first base for the St. Louis Wolves; they called him, "Who."

^ He liked to chant the line that fans chant at Stone Cold Steve Austin, which is also on 2nd base: "WHAT?"

^ Is so inquisitive that he just rapidly asks the remaining questions: "When, where, why, how and wtf?!"

^ Will spend the entire weekend in bed with Angina.

^ They ate all the cheese, without letting anyone else try it.

^ He's lactose intolerant.

^Has stolen ferrets out of zoos, earning the admiration of rodents everywhere.

^ His foxy girlfriend dances when she walks, attracting the attention of men, old and young alike.

^ Runs a kidnapping ring where victims are thrown out of a moving vehicle after 5 days while he yells, "Just a prank, bro!"

^ He watches way too much NCIS.

^ Shames me for my Zeba body-pillow while tucking his own Abby body-pillow out-of-view.

^ At night, he snuggles his Zeba body-pillow as if it were the cute girl which he's currently crushing on.

^ Lives alone in a big Wizard-like Tower.