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^ claims to be a toaster, but its really a human
^ is a QR Code which is out of focus
^ Reading the syllables of his name in reverse reveal his true identity
^ Tried to force an underage teenager into marriage with himself, and is henceforth the polar opposite of suave.
Fully intends to add the story about his funeral to his memoirs.
^ Tries to soothe his victims by clarifying that inner organs are not pain sensitive to cuts and pierces, so it will not be as bad as anticipated when he eats their guts.
^ Likes to put chopped internal organs on a salad.
^ Understands that sausages are made from internal organs.
^ Lobbies for the internal organs import/export industry by claiming "its just sausages".
^ Likes to take sausages internally (hehehe).
He ... hehehe ... he ... sex

Not that he, as in he up there ^ has any experience with that, amirite guize?
^ He knows that HeresMyAccount is too old now to do 'certain things.'
^ Is the oldest person in the universe.
^ He verified that via texting God.
^ Known for posting several baseless allegations.