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^ He ate said pizza in precisely one hour.
^ he partitioned the world's largest pizza into twelve parts like a clock and ate those parts clockwise in precisely an hour. Not too early, not too late, as always.
Post edited December 13, 2020 by le_chevalier
Ate the stopwatch that was used to time the eating of said pizza...
^ Tried to start a business selling sandwiches with peanut butter and toothpaste. The business failed.
^ Took all of the remaining sandwiches, varnished them and let them get stale, and then used them to build a castle.
^ He now resides in said "castle" and is digging a moat at the present time.
Said moat has since caved in, and now the castle has been demoted...
^ He thoroughly enjoyed "de-moating" said castle.
^ Has recently been promoted to castle repairman
^ Has recently been promoted to sewer janitor.
HMA rightly reveres janitors for their valuable service to society.
^ If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, what a wonderful conspiracy he'd have.
^ But buts and ifs are rigid and stiff, like the erec... nevermind.
^ He knows when to hold his tongue and does so, even though it makes him sound funny when he tries to speak.
^ kidnapped a French cook and forced him to make French fries for Hooyaah.