^ banned, for shaming a wizard who has lived five hundred of your lifespans, for not liking a game which he has in his eternal collection

Banned for bringing a bunch of Lego games to GOG which LegoDnD is surely going to binge play when he could be spending his time with something productive, such as getting plastered.

Banned for not appreciating this beautiful bounty.

Banned for appreciating a bountiful beauty.

Banned for putting a bounty on my head for $10,000,000.

It's worth a lot less than that.

Banned because I don't care.

^ banned for your apathy, which is indicative of your ignorance

Banned (and then unbanned) for sympathy.

Banned (and then banned again) for lenience.

Banned because ban me once, shame on you. Ban me twice, shame on you still.

Banned for borrowing money from the mafia. . .and not paying it back as timely as they would like.

^ banned for not summoning paramedics to assist with J Lo's broken legs

^ banned for trying to cast Summon spells.

^ banned for casting a summons

Banned because just before I read that, I'd considered starting the new sentence with the word "Summoning", but then went with "Bulging" instead.