^ banned for expecting Season Six to still be at the store when you go back

Banned for not understanding that these guys are legit.

Banned for falling for a scam. These guys are trying to sell you bootleg copies of House M.D. which they burned with "Nero Burning ROM".

Banned for stepping too hard on the floor and messing up the process.

Banned because I always think of the most amazing possible response the instant after I post a mediocre one, but then I'm too lazy to change it.

^ banned, because many of the alternatives are a bit "messy"

^ Banned cause he made a baseless allegation about my eye patches.

Banned for stealing neumis identity.

Banned for stealing his underwear.

Banned for not thinking of a step 2.

Banned for joining a twelve step program.

^ banned, because the pier was only ten steps long

^ banned for all of the peer pressure and pier pressure.

Banned for giving the villain steroids only so he kills himself in a blind rage.

^ Banned for stealing plots from DC Heroes. (Venom)

Banned for never watching the Vanilla Ice magnum opus.