Posted July 15, 2010
So I was just going to quickly try out DeathSpank last night after it finished downloading, then go to bed.
It's now a quarter past 7 in the morning.
Get this game. Seriously. I don't care what hoops you have to jump through. If you're broke, rob the cashier at McDonalds. Rough up some fat high school chick for her lunch money. Steal your grandfathers hubcaps. Start a pyramid scheme. Take pictures of japanese girls on the toilet and blackmail them. Lose some weight and sell your bollocks to the highest bidder. Whatever it takes, just buy this game. Now.
It's now a quarter past 7 in the morning.
Get this game. Seriously. I don't care what hoops you have to jump through. If you're broke, rob the cashier at McDonalds. Rough up some fat high school chick for her lunch money. Steal your grandfathers hubcaps. Start a pyramid scheme. Take pictures of japanese girls on the toilet and blackmail them. Lose some weight and sell your bollocks to the highest bidder. Whatever it takes, just buy this game. Now.