Question: How does one stop an albanian tank ?
Answer: You shoot the albanian that's pushing it.

Mysterygame E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MwNWH4mMjA

These job descriptions are pretty weird!
http://autisticpowers.info/ss13/wiki/Jobs

Tommy, a young English guy, 18 years old, is going off on holiday abroad for the first time in his life. He reckons he's going to get lucky while on holiday. He wants to be prepared so he goes to the local chemist's shop.

Tommy: "I'd ...er... like some condoms, please."
Chemist: "Yes, sir. What size pack would you like?"
Tommy: "What pack sizes do you have?"
Chemist: "Well, they come in packs of six, nine and twelve."
Tommy: "Ah, right. So who uses packs of six?"
Chemist: "Oh, well, they're really popular with the Italians. Once every day but never on Sundays."
Tommy: "Ah, right. And who buys packs of 9?"
Chemist: "Oh, they're very popular with the French. Once every day and twice on Saturdays and Sundays."
Tommy: "And the packs with 12 in them?"
Chemist: "Very popular with the Germans, they are. Once in January, once in February..."

tries to think of something that sticks out in my mind from a game and there is too many to choose from, so i decided to go with the most memorable un-funny joke with the most memorable reaction to one and this one sticks out in my mind!

Classic SG1

Mystery game B please, unless Ian changes his mind that is!
Awesome :p

You know what you called a pissed-off German? Sauerkraut :P

Well, I'll just post this video here, because I think it's funny (and stupid)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZVMLq5Hr9I

Mysterygame D

See Attached for your laugh!!

Mystery Game E if you please

The funniest thing I can think of is the absolutely absurd debate going on in another nearby thread, of a man who spouts unfairness and bias, to be given relaxed treatment because of a history of disability and mental issues, only to be berated for his standpoint by other members. And then to basically go off half cocked at everyone who down cries his feelings, and for the responders that provoke the fights to simply come off as pompous fools that can't leave a man to his own devices and move on.

Thanks for the giveaway.

Mysterygame A

A horrible accident happened this morning when a sports plane crashed into the local cemetary. Rescue workers have recovered 427 bodies so far, but they are afraid this number may yet rise further as the digging continues into the night.

Mystery game C (The answer is always C, right?)

I don't know if you're a fan of Terry Pratchett, but this has always been one of my favorite quotes from any of his books.
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Mysterygame E

Well, okay... hope I'm not cheating... (Lies.. I really hope I AM cheating. ;p)
"Ritual Magic usually involves saying and doing something stupid for a long time at some stupid place in order for something just as stupid to happen."

Does this mean the genie thought to himself "what a gay wish" and hurled the Frenchman and the Italian out of his sight?

Once I got so downrepped that even TinyE bought me a lollypop. Made of used bandages. It forced me to to turn my life around as a town whore.. Short lived it was.. Squillers (basically elves then) ate my shoes.

Mysterygame E

Dimitri Martin is one of my favorite comedians. The following are a couple of his quotes:

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"