The Holy Scripture says:

“Bob is the key, the gate and the road. With him we will all receive eternal joy, as long as we play fair. Though it is important to play fair in the eyes of our lord Bob, it must not be forgotten that the winner is the person who comes first. Though if he does not play fair our lord shall smite him, and the winner shall be the loser - forever contemplating the meaning of Bob. Whilst it is the first who will be the winner, the lord wants us to remember that there is no I in team, but a J in joint effort, and our lord Bob wants us to consider this paradox by not using J and instead follow I. So sayeth Bob”

We will now meditate on the second of his holy mantras:

“yn fh gs fe ua gb yn rc um ef tu ie tu gp fe uh ra mh gs fq xm cs gq df hw dr xo ty hu kn kg zf yn yn gu kg xa xg hf”


edit: Do not repeat yourself to much when writing forum posts, as this is an abomination in the eyes of Bob...

Bob is making me feel stupid

Bob brings enlightened through the recognition that we all are as equally non-intelligent.

This ones looks hard. X)

Morciu has reached enlightenment through contemplating the emptiness of Bob's mantra.

Congratulations morciu, you have Bob's blessing.

All hail Bob.

What holy gift did Bob bestow upon Morciu?

My (wholly non-enlightened) guess? Messiah

Some good stealthy fun with Death to Spies :)

Oh, that is nice. I've heard a lot of good about Death to Spies (and also that it is supposed to be incredibly hard)

On request from Bob, and with Gameon's blessing, I will post his try by using cryllic code:

""Large cities occupied the tos fe ma gb large cities wonderful mind overcomes the s the pes fe ugh Dr. mx фя tos hum ca гя fs. hv more ho you hu kn kg zf large cities large cities gu kg ha cg хф""

Bob finds large favour and amusement in the sentence " large cities wonderful mind overcomes" and thinks this decryption have the making of a wonderful beat poem.

Klaattu has also achieved enlightenment, though Bob have given his blessing for the week, he will receive a moderate portion of fair luck in the coming week as long as he do not stray from the path.

All hail Bob

it is true, there is no I in Team.


...... but there sure as fuck is a "M" and an "E"

So sayeth Bob.