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So my girlfriend will be returning from a week away on work tonight. She told me before she went away that I never do enough for her and that she wants me to do something surprising for her return.... Well they do say, "be careful what you wish for."

So, I have a plan to take her out to her favorite restaurant once she feels like going out, and two books for her to read once home. The thing is that just felt a little under whelming, a little too normal.
So... I also bought a stag-do blow-up doll (god is she a troll), a snow white outfit for the doll and a red wig off a friend's little girl.
The doll is now 'sleeping' (I wanted sleeping beauty, but the dress was twice the price) in my girlfriend's favorite chair, with the two books beside her, awaiting the girlfriends return. (See the pictures below.)
There is also a reason my Snow White is deliberately a redhead instead of black hair.
My girlfriend knows I like redheads and always gets wound-up when I watch or play anything with a female redhead in a prominent position. When she read in one of her magazines about the woman playing Dr.Who's Amy Pond she banned me from watching Dr. Who on the television. So the red wig should be like a red flag to a bull.

When I told my friends about my idea for a prank they wished me the best of luck and told me that they look forward to any future injuries.
One also could not get it into their head that it is basically a balloon, so she has no openings, and kept wanting to buy the doll after I was finished with my prank.

I said I would send them pictures before and after this all happens, and I though I would like to share my crazy idea of fun with everyone.
So, I will post the aftermath tomorrow.

I also would like to know if anyone else ever did something like this to their girlfriend/boyfriend. Future ideas are always welcome.

What happened - (http://www.gog.com/forum/general/suprising_the_girlfriend/post30)
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Post edited June 16, 2013 by 011284mm
This thread has potential.
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mondo84: This thread has potential.
Maybe, but this one is da best! :p
https://secure.gog.com/forum/general/how_to_turn_down_a_girl/page1
Post edited June 15, 2013 by triock
Popcorn anyone?
Waiting eagerly for tomorrow...
I am puzzled on many levels.
What's a girlfriend?
Severed horse head in a bed. I've heard it always works.
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tinyE: What's a girlfriend?
You can't see in the pictures?
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tinyE: What's a girlfriend?
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Stooner: You can't see in the pictures?
Way to kill off my joke. :P
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011284mm: bout the woman playing Dr.Who's Amy Pond she banned me from watching Dr. Who on the television
I would break up. I can live with masturbation, I can't live without my favourite shows (I don't like Dr Who, but you know what I'm talking about).
Post edited June 15, 2013 by keeveek
/confused

Hope you live to tell us the end.
You also need to buy some unknown women clothes and throw them around the apartment. Shoes would be the best, just pick some your GF would like and after it's all over tell her it's a gift.
Post edited June 15, 2013 by Fenixp
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keeveek: Severed horse head in a bed. I've heard it always works.
I've always found them to be a lot more fun when attached to something.
Imagine seeing [url=http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2012/05/05/Kentucky_Derby_Horse_Ra(2)_t607.JPG]this[/url], staring at you, when you wake up.
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keeveek: Severed horse head in a bed. I've heard it always works.
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AFnord: I've always found them to be a lot more fun when attached to something.
Imagine seeing [url=http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2012/05/05/Kentucky_Derby_Horse_Ra(2)_t607.JPG]this[/url], staring at you, when you wake up.
Oh yeah, horsemask is awesome :d I think it would make OPs prank even more awesome if he put horse mask on the dolls head and then cover it with a wig.

You know, she enters the room, is furious, turns her around and then a HORSE :D

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EPIC / 10