I'd note that people suggest it takes 10,000 hours to get good at something. Practice early and practice often. :)

It's hard to lie convincingly about being skilled at things as complicated as writing. Also, since your general measure of success as a writer is "Have you been published?" that's pretty easy to check up on. I'd really recommend that someone who wants to be good at a profession actually learn to be good at it. ;) Anything's possible but I would hardly be the "Enigmatic" T if I just told people what games are coming when. Rest assured that GOG.com is working to get pretty much every game you ever liked for sale in our catalog.

Dude, that book makes so little sense that you could publish a Cliff's Notes version of it and it would still not qualify as a spoiler.