Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back

Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back (1999)

by Interactive Strip, cdv Software Entertainment
Genres:Adventure, Strategy
Themes:Action, Erotic, Science fiction
Game modes:Single player
Story:Wet Attack is the third game in the mixed gameplay franchise Lula.
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user avatar@Doom2103user avatar@Doom2103
March 18, 2025
The second chapter of the WET series is an icon for me. I was able to play it in Italian for only a very short time before my Pentium IV abandoned me completely; now the game is lost and on the internet it is sold in a box at exorbitant prices. I would love to recover the entire WET series digitally; you have already given me a great gift with the first one, do it to me with the second and third ones too <3
user avatar@CholoCPCuser avatar@CholoCPC
February 02, 2025
Having read about the game being a ELITE trader style i recall buying the big box version & that it needed a manual download "day-one" patch to genuinely work. The game turned out to be less about trading & instead management ship, crew, hiring for crew & onboard brothel, flying from planet to planet, avoiding pirates, while exposing the alien planets to your brothel-thempark. Im trying desperately to remember how space combat was but it was probably badly implemented so i either chose to avoid it .. or perhaps it was just a random encounter? Cant seem to find a Youtube video online & probably because people trying the game either dont know about the importent patch(es) or the patches are gone & so everyone is stuck in the intro "escape the planet" sequence & hasnt actually entered the real game because they simply cant. No doubt this game wont win any awards for brilliant new ideas & probably a fairly bugged game as well, infact it reminds me a fair bit of Cosmonautica where there is quite some fun to be had, but the "end game" & space combat/balancing is kinda unfinished. i do recall the game being a fair bit more casual than Cosmonautica thou. And a fair bit more adult of cause, still most of the "adult entertainment" is actually really small as you are kinda mapping out/placing down/manage your adult red room squares in a simplified themepark kinda style. Probably are some adult cutscenes playing at stages in the game but i really cant remember them. Fairly "grindy" gameplay but that is common with this kind of game. Pretty big game spanning 6 cds so a lot of time & efford clearly went into making it from what i can imagine a quite small team of devs trying to program a too big task. Doubt this will ever become a big seller & it probably hasnt aged well either. But it felt like a lot of heart went into making it. Would be a shame to see it vanish into the the black void of forgotten space.
The game reminds me of many hours of fun when time was still nice and carefree. How you kept expanding the spaceship. I didn't play it all the way through back then.
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