I agree. The hostility from some people on this forum is very nasty.

Healthy and resistant to cold, hunger or pain.
Can't hold my breath for more than a few seconds.

What the heck, here we go:

+ I have a damn handsome nose.
- The rest of my body isn't on par with it.

+ I have a great sense of humour.
- Other people aren't laughing: the dullards can't even recognise genius when it's staring them in the face. Pearls before swine.

+ My taste is immaculate. Really, no one has better taste than I -- I have checked.
- Other people sometimes give my shit about my taste, failing to realise that it just proves how shit taste they have.

Ecologist.
Fart a lot.

Quick reader.
Neglected my game developing projects for too long.

Edit:

Damn. Emojis show on preview but not in the post. SHAME ON YOU GOG

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Think of everything wrong in the Multiverse.
If it is not criminally prosecutable or filthy captalistic, it's part of me.