Kinda true.

Next person drinks too much coffee.

I don't drink it at all!

The next person has short hair.

That's correct. 3 mm, to be exact.

The next person has no beard.

Wrong. I've had a beard for over 35 years.

The next person has fatally misunderstood what it means to Go Commando.

Wrong. Said person is still alive.

The next person always plays female characters when given the choice.

How did you know?

The next person prefers fighting over stealth in games.

True, especially since some games (modern Zelda, I'm looking at you) have stealth sections that essentially boil down to avoiding invisible instant-death bullets; I would rather deal with wallmasters.

The next person has successfully installed Gentoo at some point.

Nope.... I did successfully install Arch instead, because that's easier! :D

The next person has played HoMM 3 at least once in his/her lifetime.

True, though I suck at the HoMM games (and their siblings). I prefer the 4X gameplay of Master of Magic.

The next person has never owned a DOS PC (MS-DOS or other).

Technically correct. The only DOS computers I've had were actually owned by my dad.

The next person loves playing Scrabble.

True I suppose..... )=/

The next person has used a 3dfx card in his/her lifetime.

Indeed I have! I think I still have it somewhere.

Next person has never used a parachute but is still alive nevertheless.

This person indeed hasn't used a parachute. (The trick is not to jump from a high place.)

Next person has, at some point, used an Arduino (such as the Arduino Esplora) as a game controller.

^nope. not much of a DIY guy, and mostly dealt with software back in school.

next person ... has skeleton inside of him!!!

wrong its adamantium, don't ask...... Ok I do I'm normal=(

Next person likes scary movies