I don't know who or what Mizhena is, but I will, indeed, not be getting the expansion for unrelated reasons (namely, not being interested in Baldur's Gate).

The next person's carpet matches their drapes.

Yep, they're both beige. Wait, what are we talking about??

The next person knows the difference between farther and further.

YESSS...

Next person only buys GOG games when they are on sale with big discounts.

Yes, but not always. I have bought quite the number of games here on normal price, like Bloodlines, especially ones that are hands down classics and fully deserve that. Also, i have bought most, if not all, of the games i already owned retail once or still do, here on gog. DRM-Free is precious and priceless a service, especially for collectors like me.

Next person can and will participate in wartime hostilities, should war march soon upon us all.

nope. the SAF is all talk and don't have the numbers to invade shit. and our old enemies the indons seem content to just use us as a money laundering hub. but if china truly goes crazy and invade ALL of asia... then it's WWIII and i might as will seek asylum somewhere.

next person loves Electronic Arts unironically and wears plastic rimmed glasses.

On the contrary, i hate them for destroying Westwood Studios.

Next person doesnt plan buying a game any time soon.

More or less correct unless something I really want appears. (Then again, I am considering getting Star Wars: KOTOR during this sale, but the fact that it's in real time like Baldur's Gate (I assume) is a significant turn-off to me.)

Next person has played the new Baldur's Gate expansion and thoroughly enjoyed it. (Note: I have not bought or played it because I don't like the Baldur's Gate style gameplay in the first place.)

I didnt play it and i will never will and i will never buy a "enchanted" edition or any other game "produced" by those ppl who developed the new expansion as i will never pay for any other community patch (developed for free by some fans) who ended up for sale for some bastards to get rich (like AOE2 HD or Age of Mythology HD).

Next person check the game sales from both GOG and Steam

I do.

Next person has a pet. (you can include fishes)

Nope. Had lots of dogs (and one cat) over the years, but they're all gone now.

The next person never figured out the two-door riddle either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReFhu8KYbmU

Nope.

Next person is a physicist.

Nope, but I'm still a student.

The next person is either KiNgBrAdLeY7 or dtgreene.

No, i am not king Bradley, my real name i tell no one!

Next person can gain and loose weight pretty easily.

What do you mean by "loose" weight? You do realize that "loose" isn't a verb?

Next person understands the difference between "lose" and "loose".

I do.

Next person uses Linux.