no, i don't like beer. unless whisky counts as beer.

next person is a dark merchant , whatever that means.

Well, I've made over $150 from Steam Trading Cards...

The next person ignores their doctor's advice.

Haven't needed a doctor for the last 15 years at least, nearly 20. And especially after my active meddling and experimentation on traditional medicine, superfoods and healthy diet, i won't need one for 20 more.

Next person, for some small time period in their lives, have lived like emperors.

I saw that i was an emperor in my dreams for a while. Does that count? :)

Next person woke up earlier today than usual.

Nope, later than usual I think.

The next person once had a hard time trying to confess to his/her best friend about his/her true love feelings for them.

Confessing that, i had always been shy and hesitant. Once upon a happy, careless, er i mean carefree, time...

Next person likes coffee.

Haven't been in that situation.

The next person recently came out. (The answer to the question "as what?" is deliberately unspecified.)

Edit: Oops! Race condition! I actually hate coffee. I dislike the smell of it, so I avoid it. (Not to mention that it has caffeine, which I avoid entirely.)

Well, I did came out on my husband. Does that count?

Anyway, next person is sick and tired of how many deja vu feeling he/she had in the last year.

no. my dreams do not come true as much as i want them to. luckily neither do my nightmares.

next person almost lost an arm or a leg.

Nope, haven't been in an accident (or the victim of a violent assault) that serious.

Next person does not have a Facebook account.

Yes, my poor leg.

Next person wants to give me hand relief.

You forgot my guess.

Jake says hello, I could tell it was for you as there was tongue.

Yes, i don't have any facebook account anymore, after my stalker account saw my ex is now interested in pimping teen singers (local equivalent of Bieber) and football players; i don't have a need to follow/stalk filthy whores, whoops, sorry, professional escorts are more moral and kind than that ex of mine, or so at least i guess...

Next person had a foul ex too once...

Nope, I hire prostitutes, it works out easier and cheaper.

Next person drills glory holes in public toilets.