Nope. I have regularly and gladly gifted away even precious possessions of mine in the past (to people erroneously perceived as "friends" of mine or important persons, much like my DS and the 4th gen of pokemon to the ex of mine with her sex video leaked recently; and i also gifted her my entire salary before, so she could buy a set of earrings she always wanted and asked of me once), some of them costly too.

Next person cannot sleep at night, unless cuddled with their adorable cat together.

I want to be your friend, BradMan.

Nope, cats suck, I cuddle with my adorable 10 month old puppy.

He likes to snuggle and nibble on my earlobes.

Next person wants to snuggle with me and nibble my earlobes.

No.

Next person found out that the last movie he/she saw was better than expected.

Not so. The last movie I saw in a theater (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) was precisely as good as expected.

Next person considers themselves to be a hoarder.

I am. Mostly of games, movies and books (most of the latter in digital form).

Next person isn't a hoarder and believes in constant renovation and regularly recycling the old stuff.

Nope, old is familiar.

Next person wants me to kneel over them and drag my elastic scrotum over their face.

That's disgusting!

(Hence, your guess was clearly wrong.)

Next person is currently pregnant or breastfeeding,

Nope, although I've noticed that my nipples are far more tender.

Next person wants to tweak my tender nipples.

Well, if the tender nipples were of your twin sister instead, i would gladly fondle, taste and lick them clean.

Next person has eaten boiled crab in natural salt-water (mmm)!

Yes, I catch blue swimmer crabs and mud crabs just a short stroll up the road.

Mud crabs taste awesome, and they have huge claws; my doggie likes them raw.

Next person has caught crabs and other crustaceans.

So you're saying you wouldn't fondle me, I'm extremely fondable?

Next person is wondering why I revived this thread.

True. :)

Next person thinks Dumbledoor is a better wizard than Gandalf. (not my opinion, my opinion is secret with me)

No. The best wizard was Saruman. Had he gotten that ring...

Next person thinks of snakes only as pests and not as culinary or medicinal "ingredients"...

Neither, snakes are awesome.

Next person wants to see me do fly's eyes with my undies.

That's disgusting, so absolutely not.

Next person enjoys eating cat meat, dog meat, or horse meat.