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Crsldmc: Never seen such a rant like that, to the point I dropped a comment there.
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jefequeso: It's a doozy, aint it? :O
Just can't believe there is people like him in this world, I mean who rages on through several paragraphs to point out he didn't like the game because is not easy.
While that sure must have been a waste of time, I still think he has 2 points. First, no one attacks his criticizm towards the game which is as lame as his rant if not worse. Secondly, what does it matter if it's a low price product? It's completely irrelevant. From a rhetorical perspective, I'm sure it looks like he's wasting his time but still, the price is irrelevant when it comes to criticizm of the game.

I also find it weird that people call him a kid merely because of vitriol. If he had no substance to his review I would agree but he does seem to have played the game and made sure to point out what's wrong with it.

It's sad that people are so stuck up with the price tags like in most Steam threads you can always find at least someone who asks "How many hours can I get out this game?" implying games are lemons to be squeezed as much as possible. Granted, people are allowed to do whatever they want but I find that outlook on life depressing.
Das Smash
Post edited December 17, 2015 by jefequeso
Or this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDW7lBF8VHE :)
Punched a brick wall at work with your bare hand and shattered several bones in your hand, causing so much swelling and pain that it nearly brought you to tears as your co-workers looked at you like you were some kind of psychotic maniac?

Nope. Not once.
best quotation from review:

"There's nothing duck-like in the game and the character is just a pixel square that you will never ever feel any love for."


" I feel less intelligent for having played it": obviously this happened, the rant is proof!

Oh and I may have chucked a tent across a field when I discovered "easy to set up" was a damn lie.
That guy must be a fun drunk.
felt like smashing a controller or two ?

...occassionally they are expensive
.....had explosive diarrhea?
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DampSquib: Seemed a fair evaluation of his / her experience
Agreed. That review has more real feedback for the dev than most of the others. Sure it's a little longwinded, but it still has some actionable points.
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jefequeso: Have you ever been so angry that you...wrote an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck?
Nah but I've been so angry that I've punched through 2 plate glass windows, thrown a bottle at someone's head at point blank range, thrown a letterbox through someone's window, have engaged in way too many brawls than is healthy, have gotten more stitches and broken knuckles than I can recall, and have seriously contemplated killing multiple people(parents top of the list) and now live a wonderful life of isolation to learn about the nature of my anger.

But writing an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck? That's fucking crazy! :P
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jefequeso: Have you ever been so angry that you...wrote an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck?
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Tarnicus: Nah but I've been so angry that I've punched through 2 plate glass windows, thrown a bottle at someone's head at point blank range, thrown a letterbox through someone's window, have engaged in way too many brawls than is healthy, have gotten more stitches and broken knuckles than I can recall, and have seriously contemplated killing multiple people(parents top of the list) and now live a wonderful life of isolation to learn about the nature of my anger.

But writing an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck? That's fucking crazy! :P
O_o
.... forced a duck to commit suicide?

Of course.
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jefequeso: ... wrote an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck?
Nope

Guess someone really has some serious issues...

or they just want their senpai to notice them. In that case, Failure Accomplished.
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jefequeso: snip
Aaand this is why I can't take the Steam reviews seriously. My point totally proven.