You used a spoon. A very civilized and mannered way instead of drinking directly from the bottle. There's nothing to be ashamed about.

Another chapter from your " The Meaning of Life " book ?

You could of done worse.

You could have bought something from steam.
and liked it.

Tabasco is great with instant ramen. That is all I ever use it for.

I want you to know that I don't judge you.

I once ate a bottle of mayonnaise in one go. One of those 800ml monsters. Didn't even use a spoon, just squeezed it straight in.

So I don't judge you.

I'd like to tell you that it's fine, that it's no big deal, and that everything will be alright. But the truth of the matter is: I'm in therapy now for depression, I don't have a job, a family, friends, or, frankly, a future. I do have a fungal infection and a tumor, though.

So I am forced to assume you're going to die. Probably horribly.

But I don't judge you.

There are times when you just have to ignore all reason and every social convention and just follow your dreams. And that's fine. No, it's more than fine - it's deeply admirable. I want you to know that your story moved me and, with a tear in my eye, I applaud you. You may have irrevocably ruined your life, but you did it for what you believed in. And that, my friend, is a lot of things: brave, bold, beautiful - but certainly not shameful.


Because at the very least you didn't put ketchup on your pasta.






#Liebe

You'll be real ashamed in your toilet.

Here I thought that you accidentally killed your parents or something.

He said he did something shameful.

I expected some hot topic here. And I was right.

A little sugar helps:)

And maybe some moisturizer...

lol
surely you jest

That's because you left the other half! ;-)

Just eat the other half too using the same spoon (that's required) and all will be instantly fine!

I've had to end friendships with people who eat their pizza with ketchup. You wouldn't think it would be such a common thing that more than one insane person would do it.

Isn't it dangerous to eat so much hot spice? You could have died, maybe painfully suffocated due to a swollen throat.

I often do that, why not? That's what ketchup was made for.