Well, guys, that magical day has arrived! I'm officially 31 years old. Where's my present?

dude...people are gonna call you a troll or scammer or the nes guy or whatever if you make threads like these. Just saying that to be helpful.

Anyway happy birthday.

Did you get a present for anyone else on their birthday? In fact, did you do anything besides debase yourself, discarding any and all sense of pride, self-respect, shame or humiliation for the sake of someone taking pity on your pathetic displays? No?

Then shut the fuck up.

Hm, weren't you still in high school according to one of your beg threads from last year? I've lost track of all your lies...I mean..err..."totally true stories".

For any newbies here: http://www.gog.com/forum/general?search=cyberchief and keep in mind that the GOG search is fairly broken, so that's just a quick preview of this scammer's history here.

Said,the man in black.

Well, this is a bit weird.

um... ok

I'll be 30 in 2 years, what a scary date, does it mean I have to stop behaving like a child?

Happy birthday!

An alt giving a scammer advice... what a strange world we live in...

We'd be disappointed if you'd stop... or would we? :P

Lol, the usual cyberchief XD

Yes, but you'll get used to it.
And don't worry: as soon as you are fifty, you can act childish again and enjoy it even more. ;-)

And here I thought you couldn't be anymore subtle about trying to get free stuff.

31 in dog years maybe. :D AND NO! I'll be 40 in three months and I think you'll notice I only get more juvenile.