^ Still Googles "how to spell 'definitely'" every time.

^ Stupidly uses Google rather than Duck Duck Go.

^ Stupidly uses Duck Duck Go instead of the much superior Brave Search.

^ Still uses "Ask Jeeves", always politely making requests rather than just entering the search terms.

^ The last time that he "asked Jeeves," Jeeves replied, "I no longer buttle for you, sir."

^ Mistakenly calls Jeeves "Jeebes", but Jeeves is too polite to contradict him.

^ Hooyaah gives him the heebie-jeebies

^ He secretly wishes that I would change my user name back to "Maenmeldir."

^ Would ban anyone who can't pronounce it.

^ He seems to want to take God's role of judging people.

EDIT

That's an observation, not a "judgement."

^ Confuses allegations with judgements.

^ He forgets his recent past; once forgotten, it's as if it never happened.

^ He makes observations when people are sleeping, so knows when they're awake; he's gonna judge who's been naughty or nice for his list; this he checks twice (by repeated observations and judgements). This way, the recent past is never forgotten.

^ He's naughty for Doxing Santa Claus, but transgressions, although unforgotten, may yet be ultimately forgiven, nevertheless.

^ When playing Blood Omen, he is always trying to befriend the gypsies.