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HMA built that laser with the hopes of blowing up the Moon.
^ He "shot the moon" last night.
^ killed mister moonlight.
^ sleighed Santa
Ever since Hooyaah's grandma got run over by a reindeer, he has sworn bloody vengeance against Santa for drunk driving.
Is following Hooyaah so he can turn his journey of vengeance into a movie.
Is not actually a human being but a sack of spuds wired together, typing via USB interface
Is not actually a human being but a Nord of garens wired together, typing via USB interface.
^ His posts are actually snippets of conversations with his children and wife. His buggy smart speaker posts these all over the internet without his knowledge.
^ Alexa has a secret crush on him.
^ Siri crushed him, and he had to go to the hospital.
^ Is secretly a cartoon character that likes to scare people by inflating themselves.
Is a scary character that secretly lives in toon-town, and has an inflated ego...
^ He framed Roger Rabbit.
^ once attended a SantaCon event dressed in wizard's robe.
Post edited December 07, 2020 by le_chevalier