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^ Sleeps while hugging a Smaug plushie
^ Sleeps while mugging a Hog plushie.
^ Sleeps while chugging a slushie.
^ He dreamed that he ate a giant marshmallow and awoke with a missing pillow.
^ He dreamed that he was a giant marshmallow who ate everything, and then awoke to realize that he's Kirby!
He is actually the giant Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.
^ thinks that the 'K' in K-pop or K-drama stands for "Kazakh".
^ He thinks that Bollywood is in Nashville Tennessee.
^ Always confuses Bombay with Pompeii
^ Opens the bomb bay doors.
^ believes that Mount Olympus (in Greece) is a volcano which is 21 km high above sea level.
^ claims to have climbed and reached the peak of the Mariana Trench.
^ Does not know that Gearmos' girlfriend is called Mariana Trench.
^ Once got trapped in a sphinx for 9 hours because they misplaced their flashlight.
^ Spent a decade in Chinese prison after trying to do business there without a government controlled "partner" "business." (Because that is a thing that happens.)