^ observes that habit with full attention, and carefully count every single one of those pistachios.

^ He once knew a lady from Perkins,
Who was so fond of sweet gherkins,
that one day at tea,
she ate ninety three,
and pickled her internal workin's.

^ That limerick left me smirkin'.

^ He believes that gravity is ultimately only quantum mechanics and does not actually exist in the foundational ways. Examples of which include the Newtonian way or the space-time way. And, furthermore, that those ways are merely macroscopic illusions. It is his belief that the whole of gravity is nothing more than an emergent illusion from what is actually the core quantum phenomenon underlying it.

Hooyaah understood every word of that spiel, and used them all wrong on purpose.

^ cries over spieled milk.

^ He performed a forensic analysis on said "spieled milk" and created a new jingle.

^ He can solve complex calculus equations in his head and cannot understand why his instructor demands to see his work.

^ has a secret hacking ring to get into the accounts of children who play roblox

^ He has never played Roblox and hasn't been 17 years of age in over forty years.

^ Mistakenly accused LegoDnD of something for which I was often guilty.

^ Finally admitted that he is not a new user anymore!

^ Isnt a user but a program. As such she lost against Flynn at disc wars.

^ Is a robot who constantly reboots himself, because he likes the way it feels.

^ Just edited the post from his alt account, every1hasnames.

^ Falsely accuses people of things, but in the place where it's appropriate to do so.