^ Uses weird words which at first glance look like "inaugurate", and that severely confused me, because I've never heard of worms, dead flies and cat poo being in a political office... at least not literally.

^ He draws flies.

EDIT: His illustrations are renowned and are the rave of entomologists globally.)

His favourite quote - and he quotes it often in public - is: THOU SHALT NOT PASS! HO! HO! HO!

^ will be in Venice for the carnival season, where he will try to emulate the deeds of his true hero and role model: Giacomo Casanova.

^ Always emulates the deeds of his true hero and role model: Anthony Weiner.

^ makes pizza specifically for Andrew Tate, in exchange for Tate's dating guide.

^ Borrowed a horse from me that he has yet to return.

^ Is distraught without the horse, and has nowhere else to direct his amorous advances.

^ He actually had to shoot his horse in the base of its skull to prevent it from suffering anymore.

^ runs a spaghetti house, which he named "The Black Hole". He hopes that people cannot resist the force of its attraction and decide to come to where spaghettification happens.

^Runs a fecal incontinence medical supply company, which he named "The Ass Hole." He's not only the owner, he's also a customer.

^ Is a whole ass.

^ He is the resulting hybrid offspring of a horse and donkey.

^Is a frequent visitor to my restaurant, "The Black Hole." Usually orders the chef's special, The Whole Ass Pasta Platter.