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^ He doesn't like "playing doctor."

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Vinry_.: ^ Has the same preference as me, and that is females in military and officer uniforms are the best!
^ He meant, in essence, that women in snappy military uniforms and regalia make us "stand at attention."
^ Speaks only the truth.
^ said that life as an artilleryman isn't easy. Even though artillery units are often positioned behind the protection of frontline units, they are often targeted by enemy artillery, as well as enemy airstrikes. That's why he has to move a lot. He has experienced getting hit with many kinds of attacks, including some mortar and pestle.
^ He's familiar with Vinry's "daily grind."
^ His daily grind involves a wood chipper.
^shares his life with 6 identical siblings, each one allowed to go out once a week while the other six have to stay at home.
And he has no clue what happened last Monday.
^ Has no clue what happened in 2013 through 2017 because he was in a coma.
^ Thinks 2017 was an actual, real year.
^ He has total recall of 2031.
^ Can remember it for you wholesale.
^ Is a robot, and he DOES dream of electric sheep!
^ He dreams in digital.


EDIT: Orgy
Post edited February 20, 2023 by Hooyaah
^ loves to cosplay as "The Noid" from Domino's Pizza vintage commercials.
To make his impersonation 100% faithful to the original, he makes sure to trample on other people's pizza while cackling hysterically.
^ He didn't know that the "Noid" commercials were pulled in the late 1980s because: read
^ His favorite proverb is "If you mind your own business you'll be busy all the time."