^ Tries to get me to stop wearing my pickelhaube so he can cut my head in half with his cavalry sabre.

^Lives in fear of silver spoons.

^ Has been trying to teach a cow to jump over the Moon.

^ He drank some Kool-Aid and subsequently witnessed a dish run away with a spoon.

Banned for excessive usage of LSD.

Banned because you made this new religion to escape what you've become.

^Banned for disapproving the excessive use of money

Banned for being a sellout.

He planned on selling out on the first day without any on order or in back stock.

^ skillfully crafted a large balloon made mainly from ceramics. His china balloon is even able to evade the legendary Raytheon's Sidewinder. His balloon is also stealthy. Its propulsion system remains mysterious and unidentifiable to this day.

^ Once cried out, "My baWOON!" and Spider-Man didn't return it because he'd already returned 20 balloons to children and completed the quota.

^Proposed to the Chinese that one of the remaining 100 spy balloons still in operation should be punctured by a pickelhaube and the program renamed "99 Luftballons."

They declined the proposal.

^ He is the F-22 fighter pilot from Langley Air Force Base who shot down the Chinese "spy balloon" Saturday.

EDIT: This information has been declassified.

^ Doesn't even bother to tell me when I accidentally ban people.

^ purports to cause an irresistible sexual urge in women just by staring at them. So far, though, no one has seen this happen in person.