^ was born on the fourth of July in 776 BC. In the same month, the first ever Olympic Games was held.

^still remembers what he had for lunch that day.

^ Also remembers what he had for lunch: brains.

^ He was last in line for brains.

^ Is the chef in the cafeteria.

He's a regular at Hooyaah's soup kitchen for zombies.

^ Has tasted Catventurer once. Now I don't know how to feel about that...

^Doesn't admit he secretly envies me. Don't. He left a sour aftertaste.

^ speaks Ladin as his mother tongue. People often mistake him for being a member of the Bin Laden family.

^thinks I live 15 km to the south. That's where they talk ladin.
(edit: But I'm impressed, that was as close as one can get. I only understand very few words, but I hava an aunt that speaks ladin)

^ Likes to casually throw angry koalas at Catventurer

Banned for missing for around 3 days. Don't you know it gets harder to manage this thread with one banning officer away?

^ He enjoys banning so much, he does so in multiple threads.

Banned every thread of his pants and got arrested for public indecency.