^ becomes the jogging dead every morning.

^ Has difficulty getting out of bed while wearing all that armor.

^ He has difficulty getting out of bed.

^ wants to set up an independent republic on the island of Galveston. He will name the new republic Galvistan.

Has a hard time to remember the lyrics of Happy Happy Joy Joy

^ He doesn't realize how hard it is to remember that the last verse has the word "joy," three, not only two times in a row.

^ Is Stinky Wizzleteats.

^ He's Stimpy, and he has a surprise for you!

^ Once pinned a frog to a brick wall with a tricycle and turned it inside-out.

Did the same to a T-shirt. Now that's badass!

Thinks that doing laundry is badass.

^ burns books with his fire breath, especially books that record his financial transactions, to remove any trace of his money-laundering.

^ Launders money by putting it in the washing machine.

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^ Is a knight relentlessly hunting down all the bookwyrms even though he knows damn well we are endagered species.

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^ Likes to stand between a bookwyrm and its prey.

^ Might be my favorite bookwyrm. Easily top 5.