^ He has multitudinous favorites lists which he seldom updates or checks for current accuracy.

^ Might have a point. Or maybe not. Probably not. Rarely does he in fact have a point.

^ Has insanely good memory. Or maybe not. I don't know.

^ Is very fickle and indecisive... Or is he? Who can tell?

^ He is veritably, "that guy," the one about whom others refer constantly.

^ He wishes he was "that guy", but unfortunately he's "this guy over here".

^ Wants to be that guy who completes I Wanna Be The Guy without falling for a single surprise trap.

^ doesn't want to apply Asimov's Laws to his Lego creations. This is dangerous that they may take over humanity without such laws. He could be creating his own demise, or...he's one such creation himself and has an agenda to multiply himself and take over the world.

Stole all the Playmobil knights' weapons

^ He recreates historic battles with excruciatingly detailed model weapons and soldiers.

^ Can attest to the accuracy of these displays.

Is very good at playing Dungeons and Dragons.

^ Plays with dragons in dungeons.

Endlessly complains about inane features like multiplayer on a website that has games from the era of 600 baud modems and IPX network protocols.

^ He's still using a dial up connection.