^ Thinks there's worth in multiplayer.

^ His intelligence is sufficient to understand that single player is where it's at.

^Plays single player games with Elves as multiplayer games by taking turns.

^ Survived the human apocalypse, but now the apocalypse that comes after that, which is the robot apocalypse.

^ blindfolds own eyes when firing his artillery barrage with full of confidence.

^ Actually made me laugh.

^ Laughs at broken English.

^ Break dances while laughing at English people.

^ Has two turn tables and a microphone.

^ Owns a Nintendo Switch and isn't very satisfied with it.

^ He switched to PS4 (When he's not using his PC)

^ Plays PSP while on PCP.

^ He has "Methed" with far to many illegal drugs to be pointing the finger at one, as am I, who has a spotless record.

^ views the requirement to wear clothes when in public by law is a form of government oppression. He believes that it's up to his beard, to determine to what extent his body wants to show or hide naturally.

^ Doesn't realize that Hooyaah's beard covers him so completely that nobody knows whether he's wearing clothes, anyway, so it's a moot point.

^ He thinks that I am Cousin Itt.