^owns a fish called Wanda.

^ Drinks like a fish.

^Smells like a monkey. . .and not one of the clean, foppish dandies either!

^ He believes that simians can possess the attribute of sophisticated sartorial propensities.

^offered his beard as shelter to Fievel and other mouse emigrants.

^ doesn't eat Franciscan friars, but he does consume franziskaner, religiously.

^Built tiny LEGO windmills he could stomp on.

^Is offended when I talk about going graverobbing. I don't understand this, though. I mean, it's not like I'm robbing the graves of your relatives, is it?

^ He doesn't understand that all human beings are related to one another.

^Is looking for an excuse to rob some strangers grave.

^ Is gravely mistaken about strangers named Rob.

^ He was transmogrified into a zombie named Rob.

^confused him with a famous rock musician.

^ was a friend and neighbor of Otzi the Iceman. He and Otzi used to listen to Stone Age music together. Otzi even became a rock star later. He still listens to Otzi's best hits sometimes, for nostalgia.

^ He recently recommended a game for Hooyaah to play, but Hooyaah refused to buy it because he is content with playing Sacred 2 for 5,000 hours.