^ His runaway gerund phrases quickly are taking off with his yard gnomes.

^On sundays, he stands in the garden for hours pretending to be a garden gnome, but he stands out because he got no hat.

^ eats bran exclusively, but people always misheard him. They thought he said brain.

^ Eats a barn.

^ Owned the barn.

^ Couldn't hit the broad side of that barn due to lack of depth perception.

^Sometimes people confuse him with a tractor and try to disassable him and build a sports car out of his remains.
edit: stupid forum engine

^ banned for posting that the forum engine is "stupid," when he is aware that it is the designers and they who maintain the sub-par system who are "mentally challenged"

EDIT: stupid site designers

>.<

^ Designs sight in the form of glasses, which he needs to see.

^ Likes to lick lemur lungs.

He is attempting to remind us of this song.

^ Has a strange childhood that involves mutant muppet-gorillas singing about their grotesque diets.

^ couldn't hit the broad side of the barn right in front of him, with his fist, because he loves his barn so much.

^ Has calculated the exact nutritional value of the muppet's broth.

^Tends to clutch burlings with his clutch power.