^Never goes to the dentist because he is secretly ashamed of his rotting flesh and dentin.

^ Likes inappropriately banning people for no reason.

EDIT: ^ Interrupts people and doesn't go to the dentist, because he refuses to remove his helmet.

^ A dentist (or anyone) would be appalled to look inside his mouth.

^ Is a big coward.

^ Is a small parody version of Ron Howard

^ He has Ron Howard's autograph.

He knows how to anger a big, ornery, Texas rancher.

^ Banned for knowing Opie from Happy Days.

^ Is a very confused person that goes on violent banning sprees in the wrong threads.

^ Wears a hat with writing too small for anyone to read.

Posted in the wrong thread. Because here we make 'baseless' allegations.

^ Is under the impression that I somehow mentioned baseball in my previous allegation.

^ wrote The Mitchell Report.

^ Didn't know that it turned out that the early reports were wrong ... all wrong. Now, for that group that had such a hard time out there, sorry about that. I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song ...

^ THIS is the song.