^ His posts will soon receive labels by the government correcting the nonsense he is spewing.

^ Doesn't believe in evolution but also somehow trusts the government to tell us what's true.

^ Doesn't believe that the government has evolved but also trusts animals to tell us what's true.

^ When you depend on him to do much, you may rely on him to Doolittle.

^ Can ask for help non-sarcastically, but not doing so proved costly.

^ Asks for help as part of an elaborate con, which ultimately involves tax fraud, and/or tying people to railroad tracks.

^ Will sell customers a box of rabid weasels out of his donut shop, but only as a last resort.

^ Prefers slow weasels.

Makes fun of muggles.

Is too often caught when he mugs the goggles off giggly muggles.

^ Confuses goggles with kaleidoscopes.

^ When he collides into GoGs he jiggles.

^ Has filed his copyright on a morbidly obese jester-themed supervillain called "The Jiggler" which is a parody of certain strongly opinionated pop-culture critics who have gone insane.

He fights crime by criticizing the villains until they quit.

^ He's McGruff the Crime Dog.