^ Is a villain in the Hebrides.

^ Recently asked his friend Hans whether they're the baddies.

^ Wanted a shirt with a different color, and painted it.

^ Is a hippy bum.

^ Didn't like Original or Re-Reckoning version (i.e. Remaster) of Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning.

^ His reckoning doth come.

^ I reckon his reckoning is inaccurate.

^ Is hard at work on a fan-edit called Ralph Wrecks the Internet where a total script overhaul and re-voicing will fix the plot-holes while using as much of the "Ralph Breaks" animation as possible.

^ Doesn't even actually speak bulgarian.

^ Doesn't even actually speak. At all.

^ Is trying to shame me for being a mute.

Has a broken volume knob

^ He often inaccurately describes mutes as "mutants."

^ Is unaware that actual mutants walk among us.

^ Thinks there's such a thing as a non-mutant.