^ Thinks everything is timeless, because he's an old user.

^ Thinks age gives the illusion of timelessness rather than killing it. Life is precious, don't waste it!

^ Was inspired by this song.

^ TheresHisSong

^ Would rather Lord of the Rings be a musical, specifically the kind where every singer brutally murders tension with a big smile and swinging their fists like bent pendulums.

^ Might be onto something here.

Is a big fan of Star Wars Kinect, still holding a few records.

^ Has disconnected from Star Wars altogether.

^ Is unaware that Lord of the Rings was largely based on a German opera called Der Ring des Nibelungen, which was based on an epic poem called Nibelungenlied.

^ He's been Tolkien something out behind the barn.

^ is Peter Jackson.

^ Has mistaken this for the compliment thread.

^ Is a washed up, drunk bum who constantly starts trouble and i'm sick and tired of it.

^ Is a non-washed up, filthy bum who constantly spreads the plague, and I'm sick and tired from catching it.

^ When it comes to plagues, he's "gotta catch 'em all."