Is the CEO of Lucifer LLC, the company who removed the motto "don't be evil" from its Code of Conduct sometime around the Old Testament, though precisely when is unknown and hotly debated amongst scholars to this day,

^ He forgot that it was just antecedent to the week in which Moses delivered the Ten Commandments to the Jewish people.

^ Is a pathological liar, and claims that he's only "embellishing" good stories.

^ Apparently thinks the recent year of 2014 was a long time ago.

^ He considers "living forever" to be somewhere around eighty seven years of age.

^ Considers Mr. House to be true to his name.
The man has a motor for a heart and a pod for a bed. Put him to rest and gain good karma.

^ He rocked so hard at a Virginia Tech Metallica concert that it registered as an earthquake.

^ Is confusing a Metallica concert for a Manowar concert.

^ He confused a Manowar concert with a Taylor Swift concert.

^ from someone who has Macarena as the best song and only song in his playlist.

^ from someone who listens only to this on a never-ending loop at 120 decibels

^ Listens to music at 3 decibels and complains that it's too loud.