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He can shoot a 90 MPH unicycle out of a special cannon built to specifically shoot unicycles.
He shaved off Billy Gibbons' beard as he was sleeping which he wore making a Christmas video parody of ZZ top playing Christmas rock as Santa and the two elves.
Post edited December 29, 2020 by Hooyaah
^ loads his rifle with a rolled up men's entertainment magazine with bullets inside.
^ likes pineapple pizza.
^ He orders his pizza with anchovies.
^ Anchovies order pizza with him!
^ I'm his pizza delivery guy and he doesn't even know it.
Post edited December 29, 2020 by Hooyaah
^ He's in a VR simulation that I built for him and he doesn't even know it, so he only thinks that he's delivering me a pizza.
^ He doesn't know how tasty that "virtual pizza" really is.
Has a hunger for technology...
Is creating a high-tech house with flight capabilities for his journey around the world.
^ Is filled with whipped cream and swims on milk.
^ He opens a new box of cereal every morning and fills it with milk and then eats the entire contents with a serving spoon.
^ speaks like Karras in Thief 2
^ Speaks like Jar Jar Binks.