^ Holds the camera for every single cat video on the Internet, and has absolutely nothing better to do.

^ Tried to break my wrist once and almost succeded.

^Doesn't understand Tried automatically means didnt succeed.

^ He never attempts anything and thereby never makes any achievements.

^ Has never seen Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit, he just liked the beardy man picture for his profile pic.

^ Confuses Hooyaah with Santa Claus, even though it's been well established that he's actually Charles Manson.

^ confuses Charles Manson with Charlie Brown

^ Just admitted that he is Charlie Brown.

Mystery solved.

^ Is actually Mr. E. Now the mystery is solved.

^everything he has said wasnt a baseless allegation but him saying what he actually believes.

^ Looks exactly like HMA for some reason.

^ doesn't know that every1hasnames is HeresMyAccount's alt account

^ Is wrong. I've never met him before, and frankly it confuses me to keep seeing that image, because I have to check the name to see whether it was my post or not, to see where the new ones begin. Sometimes it seems weird because I'll read something and think, "I don't remember writing that," because I didn't.

^ He finally and accurately assesses the value in getting his own individualized avatar and personal forum "title."