^He's that guy. Most people dont want to be that guy. But he fought like 1 other guy for the title of That guy!!!!

^ Likes to eat bacon raw and doesn't care when people warn that this is a good way to get intestinal parasites.

^ prefers plankton for sea food. He eats them like a whale, raw and directly from their habitat in the deep sea.

^ Lives in a pineapple under the sea, because it's off the grid.

^ nautical nonsense be something he wish

^Are you ready kids? Aye Aye drop out!!! I can't hear you!!! Aye Aye Drop out!! Oohhhh!!!! That guy had a gpa under a d. College Drop out!!! He has a lack of ambition and skills. College Drop Out!!!! he says degrees means nothing after you leave. College Drop Out!!! Then fell on his face and sleeps on the streets. College Drop out!!!. College Drop out!!! College Drop out!!. Colllleeegggee Dddrrrooppp OOOuuuuuttttt!!!!!!

^ Not only can he not remember to make a baseless allegation, he can't carry a tune in a bucket which smells like day-old crabs.

^ Tends to be a very negative person.

^ the video of her and her friend she doesnt want anyone to see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eyq9qTOQY

^ He likes embarrassing people on the internet.

^ He doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.

^ doesn't wash the restroom after using his/her hands

^ Played a minor role in Walker Texas Ranger as a character named "Cobalt".

^ keeps extremophiles as his pets. They found a very comfortable habitat in his house.