^ He has seen a water spout near the beach.

^ Is an itsy bitsy spider.

^Is a Proboscis Monkey.


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His high school photo.

^ was searching for a username to pick using Bing.

^ When he thought of his post just then, he heard a little sound in his head that went *BING.*

^ Everytime he finds a smart idea for a post in his brain, he hears a loud "Yahoo!".

^ Can't find the goose on Duck Duck Go.

^Saved Willy Nelson by kidnapping him when he found Nelson playing on the road again.

^Is the true kidnapper of Willie Nelson. Jack Shields.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUKqJ38w2MU

^ Kidnapped Brooke Shields and dressed her up as Willie Nelson.

^ Sold me a beautiful bayonet, but it didn't even fit on my Type 56. This is false advertising!

^ He is giving me said bayonet because it fits perfectly on my AR-15.

^ Makes me envious of his stupid high quality american guns.

^Her favorite line in a movie is from A few good men. She went to go see a clip of the famous trademark line but picked the wrong video and complained the famous line wasnt in the one she watched! So much so that he annoyed the person that uploaded the video so much.

they said this to her

You snotty little bastard. do you want the line? You want the line? You want answers. You want the line? You think your entitled to them? You want the line?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE LINE!!! Son we live in a world were content creators need content. And these content. Have to be spread out by video creators. Whos going to do it. YOu? YOu? Content creators have a greater responsibility then you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lines being left to other videos. And you curse the content creators.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what they know. The line not being in this video while tragic probably earned Binge Society money. And their existance while grotesque and incomprehensible to you. Makes money. You dont want the line. Because deep down in places you dont talk about at parties. You want more videos. You need more videos

We use words like content , likes and dislikes. We use these words as the back bone of the life spent making videos. You use them as a punch line. they have neither the time or inclination to explain themselves to a man who watches and binges under blanket of the very videos they provide and then questions the manner in which they provide it. they would rather you just say thank you. And went to other video that has the line. Otherwise i suggest you pick up a camera and create a video. Either way they dont give a damn that you wanted the line!!!!!!!

do you want the line?

You god dang right you want the line!!!!!!!!!