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^ Was born yesterday.
^ Hand-delivered a cell phone with Internet to InSaint before birth.
Post edited April 01, 2022 by LegoDnD
^ He ensured that the phone would record video of the birthing process.
^ Uploaded the video to a fetish website.
^ Doesn't remember which specific fetish website, considering he has so many differen ones in his browser bookmarks.
^ Due to his humorous posts today, he's likely my favorite forum poster, easily top three.
^ Keeps three posters on top of a pedestal, above a moat filled with sharks.
^ He forgot about the hanging chainsaws.
^ Wanted sharks with friggin chainsaws attached to their heads, but chainsaws aren't waterproof.
^ He doesn't know that's why I use sawfish instead.
^ The cat in Postal 2 gave him the idea of using his sawfish in a similar fashion for his AR-15, giving it a "World War 1 butcher blade" aesthetic.
^ Wishes that Postal 4 would finally complete its development, and that Postal 3 would be added to GOG, just as a curiosity (no wait, that's my wish).
^ He's often confused just after he rolls out of bed in the morning.
^ He eats buttered rolls in bed.
^ He eats buttered scones instead.